Famous Movie Quotes Funny

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“Shut the fuck up, Donny.” — The Big Lebowski
“If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep.” — The Magnificent Seven
“He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.” — Clue
“Nobody fucks with the Jesus.” — The Big Lebowski
“Meet me in Montauk.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” — Heathers
“That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.” - The Apartment
“Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” — The Rock
“Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big? — Spaceballs
“I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity
“People are so stupid I can’t bear to be around them anymore.” —Imaginary Heroes
“Fuck my cock!” — Wet Hot American Summer
“I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” — The Big Lebowski
“The swan ate my baby!” — Drop Dead Gorgeous
“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” — Anchorman
“My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.” — Annie Hall
“The Hammer is my penis.” — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” — Almost Famous
“Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” — Airplane
“Inconceivable!” — The Princess Bride
“I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” — High Fidelity
“My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” — Fight Club
“You’re killin’ me Smalls!” — The Sandlot
“I was born a poor black child.” — The Jerk
“Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” — Ghostbusters
“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption
“I want my two dollars!” — Better Off Dead
“Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona
“It ain’t white boy day is it?” — True Romance
“He’s an angel. He’s an angel straight from heaven!” — Raising Arizona
“Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.” — High Anxiety
“Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.” — Blazing Saddles
“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Spaceballs
“Bratwurst? Aren’t we the optimist?” —10 Things I Hate About You
“Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.” — American Psycho
“I take your fucking bullets!” - -Scarface
“I’m kind of a big deal.” — Anchorman
“Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.” — Bull Durham
“We deal in lead, friend.” — The Magnificent Seven
“I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.” —Alien Resurrection
“Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” — Better Off Dead
“All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.” — Chasing Amy
“Let’s shag ass.” —The Royal Tenenbaums
“That’s atomized colloidal silver. It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!” — Blade: Trinity
“I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s … she’s a fish.” — Splash
“Demented and sad, but social.” — The Breakfast Club
“This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.” — Ghost World
“Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.” — Dogma
“They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.” — Anchorman
“Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?” — From Dusk til Dawn
“I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.” — Reservoir Dogs
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” — Night of the Living Dead
“Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest
“We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26…we were of that disposition.” — High Fidelity
“I used to fuck guys like you in prison” — Roadhouse
“Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.” — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
“Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist.” — Bull Durham