Bowling Quotes Funny

Bowling Quotes Funny Definition

Source(google.com.pk)
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin Mull
There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even throw your arm back. It's kind of a mind-set. You want to be in this perfect mind-set before you released the ball.
Jeff Bridges
I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.
Kirstie Alley
Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out.
Steven Tyler
If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing them money.
Ricki
LakI was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
Don Johnson
I've dated girls and I always wait for that one right time to kiss. I don't kiss on the first date, so I'll take a girl out to dinners, and we'll go bowling, and I make sure to charm them before I do it.
Kellan Lutz
After tea it's back to painting - a large poplar at dusk with a gathering storm. From time to time instead of this evening painting session I go bowling in one of the neighbouring villages, but not very often.
Gustav Klimt
Every bowling center should have a house pro.
Don Johnson Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.
Andrew Vachss
Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.
Andy Lau Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.
Martin Mull
I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
Lil' Kim
I'm sure Putnam is right that there's been a decline in certain kinds of organizations like bowling leagues. But people participate in communities in other ways.
Peter L. Berger
The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings us back to the country club image. He's an insider. He's a moderate.
Pete du Pont
When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.
Luke Perry
The Flutie Bowl is a great event that brings together people who really care about the autism community. We always have a great time bowling and playing music.
Doug Flutie
I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain.
Brian Schweitzer
I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.
Joe Tex
I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.
Joe Tex
Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.
Joe Tex