Funny Clever Quotes

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
C. S. Lewis
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
Winston Churchill
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
George Bernard Shaw
Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.
George Bernard Shaw
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Aristophanes
Clever tyrants are never punished.
Voltaire
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that is what I call good company.
Jane Austen The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. Nothing is often a good thing to say, and always a clever thing to say.
Will Durant
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.
Shel Silverstein
Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
Thomas Carlyle
The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
Rudyard Kipling
It is a great act of cleverness to be able to conceal one's being clever.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Albert Schweitzer
No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
Abraham Joshua Heschel
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
There are but very few men clever enough to know all the mischief they do.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Benjamin Disraeli
Nine-tenths of the existing books are nonsense and the clever books are the refutation of that nonsense.
Benjamin Disraeli The desire to seem clever often keeps us from being so.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.
William Makepeace Thackeray