Charlie Sheen Quotes Funny

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As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
Charlie Sheen
Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.
Charlie Sheen
I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
Charlie Sheen
You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
Charlie Sheen
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
Charlie Sheen
Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
Charlie Shee
I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.
Charlie Sheen
Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.
Charlie Sheen
That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
Charlie Sheen
I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.
Charlie Sheen
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
Charlie Sheen
You can't process me with a normal brain.
Charlie Sheen
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
Charlie Sheen
I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.
Charlie Sheen
You can't process me with a normal brain.
Charlie Sheen
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
Charlie Sheen
I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.
Charlie Sheen
Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.
Charlie Sheen
I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
Charlie Sheen
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
Charlie Sheen
Bi
I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
Charlie Sheen
The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.
Charlie Sheen